liam Parker

A day will dawn when humanity will fall. When our ignorance and greed decimates the world we inhabit and will damn us all into eternal night. Our soil will erode and trees will bare no fruit. Our rivers, polluted, and the biomes around the world will stagnate and decay. The world as we know it will fall apart at the seams and we will beg to be saved by god, or any other life forms out there. They will ignore our pleas and condemn us to live in the hell we’ve created for ourselves, to leave us in purgatory to reflect. In the dying gasps of the human species we reveal our crowned jewel, the titanic 2. These higher beings are so taken a back by this masterpiece of cinema that they out stretch their hand and bless humanity, enriching our planet and our species to flourish for eons to come. Truly the greatest film to ever be made

it scared my pp

i like men

"Jurassic Shark"is a cinematic masterpiece. A thrilling plot that kept me involved from the moment it started. Fantastic acting that rivals some of the greats. And cinematography that puts Steven Spielberg to shame. I absolutely recommend this movie to everyone.

this movie turned me into a devote christian

praise be, the lord speaks

like peter popoff's miracle spring water, it cured my colon cancer, filed my taxes and helped me get it on with that lady from the old folks home i had a crush on

it caused me severe pain