Either there's a subtle message in this movie that I didn't get or this movie was indeed obnoxious and boring as hell. This is a first for me, but I have never seen a film where not one character was relatable or even likeable in any way. I have seen worse films, but even in those there's usually one good character somewhere in them. A movie about adolescence shouldn't necessarily have likebale characters, but you should be able to relate to them in someway. Movies like boyhood, edge of seventeen and perks of being a wallflower are all coming of age films which I really enjoy and also connect with in someway. In lady bird, it feels as if I'm watching a sitcom in movie form because everyone is so overly dramatic and cartoonish that it's impossible to take them seriously. The movie doesn't make you connect with anyone and it doesn't make you root for the protagonist because she isn't real. She is a character from a sitcom or a caricaturish version of a high school student, but she in no way is relatable at all. I don't know what Greta gerwig was trying with this movie, but if she actually believes teenagers behave like this then she either never went to school or was in cram. I know this is a movie and it's supposed to be fictional, but when the whole point of your film is about going through adolescence, you should know better than anyone how that works and that a bunch of loud unnecessary arguments doesn't make a good movie.