Rich Brewer

A disjointed, joyless cash-grab. I thank my creator that I saw this from my couch and not the theater. About 25% of the movie is flashbacks, recreations, or just full-out running tape of the original movie against the back wall while the current actors…acted (?). I invite the reader to guess which 25% of the movie I enjoyed. When the credits rolled, I didn’t just find myself disappointed but actively enraged. If anyone can explain to me what role NPH was supposed to be playing (e.g., vis-a-vis frat boy “Chad” Agent Smith), I will give you all the Amazon gift cards I got for Christmas this morning. I felt so sorry for Keanu and CAM that they were given this material (?) to work with. They deserved much better - as did we fans of the original movie. This one made the final two movies of the original trilogy look like The Godfather and Citizen Kane.