Carl Weezer

I (28 male) watched this show and it instantly shifted my life into an upwards incline. Hear me out. Where do I even begin. This show is utterly phenomenal! It is more than a show, it is an experience. When my eyes were first layed upon this animated masterpiece, my life instantly changed. Talking Hank single handedly cured my depression and ruined my marriage, yet simultaneously saved it (I am now married to talking hank). After seeing this show, I noticed that my skin was unblemished and immaculate, I suddenly had incredible grades, and the middle schoolers that usually bullied me on my way home from work stopped throwing distasteful comments my way. My scrumptious, sweet muffin cakes, Talking Hank, is the best thing that every happened to me. We are so happy together and if I hadn’t poisoned- I mean if Ben’s pork and beans (weezer reference 😉) hadn’t expired that fateful night, we wouldn’t be together. Let me elaborate. Hank and Ben were in a long term relationship, I’m talking 2-3 weeks. Then one day, Ben didn’t wake up and I was Hank’s shoulder to cry on. We started hanging out more often and soon we were as close as Peej and Bobby from the Goofy movie, as close as Draculura and Chewbaka (iykyk). I can’t believe I got to share this incredible journey with this fun and colorful cast of humanoid plastic looking goofy ahh animals. Except for Ginger, I hate his guts. He CONSTANTLY ruined Hank and I’s vibe. I do Not know what an 8 year old boy is doing hanging out in a musty garage with a bunch of unemployed adults but it sure ruins the vibe. You know what also ruins the vibe? Two clingy, naked ahh cats that cannot function without each other. That’s right, I’m talking about Talking Tom and Talking Angela. It really grinds my gears, boils my blood, and dampens my socks when I can’t talk to one of them without their counterpart coming in and snuggling them from behind. They are attached at the hip in the most insufferable way. They need to stop being so god damn affectionate all the time, I’m sick of the PDA. Speaking of people that I am sick of, don’t even get me started on the land lord. He is the worst. That crusty old mothball smelling Bernie Sanders looking virgin of an jerkwad is always on our backs demanding a rent that we don’t have. Cut the unemployed community some slack! Due to his zesty appearance and actions, I am led to believe that he is jealous of Hank and I. We understand that you grew up in a different generation, but there is no need to project your insecurities onto our relationship! All in all, despite this ruff and tumble cast of characters, I love this show deeply. The atmosphere of the garage where the rag tag gang of sweaty unemployed neglected collage drop outs, the constant miscellaneous adventures and the downright stupidity that is demonstrated really makes a guy feel at home. If you don’t eat, breathe, and sleep Talking Tom and Friends, I don’t know what you are doing, get help. I love this show so, so much. Please watch it. Before I leave, I am actually featured in an episode of this show. If you are interested in unraveling a decades long murder mystery unlike no other, check S2E15 6:10. That is me 🤭

SPOILER FREE!!! 9/10 Phenomenal. If you are a long time fan of the franchise, you will love this movie. Many picky fans online are complaining about silly things that don't matter. Don't let them dampen your mood for this movie, it is great! The special effects are incredible, the story is good, and the jump scares will get you. While at times a bit goofy, it felt fitting and added to the characters. Many people walked in expecting a gorefest, but that's unrealistic because FNAF has never been upfront with severe gore, it's horror comes from the tension and background story.

Where do I even begin. I walked into the theater expecting a mildly interesting action adventure movie about a talking cat wearing boots and I was pleasantly surprised. This movie is absolutely amazing, and I don’t say that lightly. For starters, the writing for the characters was simply outstanding. When I saw that there was many characters, I was worried that some of the characters would be tossed to the side a little too easily and that others would receive too much spotlight but no! Each character had depth and added something interesting to the movie. I didn’t dislike a single character and not once did I feel like any character under/overstayed their welcome. I also enjoyed the humor. Many movies targeted towards children nowadays just use crude, unfunny humor to try to appeal kids but this movie is actually funny. The jokes don’t feel forced and I found myself audibly laughing at many gags. The animation left me speechless. It was incredible. Not a second of screen time was wasted and every frame was vibrant and full of life. Some scenes, you could see every hair on Puss’s face and on others, unshed tears glistening in his eyes. The style was definitely inspired by Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse but didn’t feel like a copy. The film takes that comic book style and warps it into its very own unique version. The paintbrush aesthetic adds so much color and depth to each scene, giving the viewers some amazing scenery. The fight scenes were action packed and well choreographed. During many of them, especially during Puss’s final fight with Death, I could feel my heart pounding in anticipation. Will he win, will he loose? The fights keep you entertained and on your toes, it’s outrageously good. While the plot felt a little simple, it feels intentional so that the movie can focus more on the compelling characters and settings. The forest where most of the movie takes place is such an interesting concept, the landscape changing depending on who was holding the map led to some great animation and ideas. The movie took a huge risk with three main antagonists and it thankfully, pulls it off well! I adored Goldilocks relationship with the three bears and her emotional inner turmoil was a great addition to the story. I also enjoyed John Mulaney’s role as Jack Horner and while he did feel like the weakest villain, he makes up for it by being incredibly funny. I don’t even know how to describe the third antagonist, the wolf, who was the embodiment of death. The wolf was genuinely scary. His bright red eyes standing out against the darker tones of the scenes he was in was so visually pleasing. Watching death himself stalk Puss the entire movie was chilling and compelling. From the very moment he appeared on screen, I could tell he was going to be one of the best parts of the movie. Watching Puss run away from the fight and have a full blown panic attack in the woods truly showed the audience just how much of a threat the wolf was. The movie didn’t treat the wolf like a joke and didn’t present him lightly. He is death. I don’t mean that metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. He is death. This review is crazy long and I am starting to ramble so I will end this with an overall rating. Humor- 9.5/10 Characters- 9.5/10 Plot- 8/10 Animation- 10/10 Overall- 9.5/10 I strongly recommend watching this movie. It is 100% worth the watch. It is a great movie to let loose and forget about boring day to day life too. Let yourself be immersed in the colorful, compelling world with fun meaningful characters, great music, funny jokes, and amazing animation.

I absolutely adored this show. The LGBTQ representation was great and refreshing too see. I enjoyed the simple art style with a fun, bright color pallet. The characters were fun and had relatable issues so it was easy to connect to and root for them. I saw a lot of myself in Norma, watching her struggle in social situations and break down when things got too overwhelming. I loved the simple plot since it was easy to follow and didn’t require much thought. I really like shows that allow me to put them on and turn off my brain, and this show was a great way to escape reality for a bit. I hope it gets a second season because it definitely deserves one!