Ketzal Sterling

Who is green lighting these films? This film is terribly written. It's as if it was written by children. What really blows my mind is that it had a budget of $275 million. That's a staggering amount of money. For it to be wasted on this drivel is almost criminal. If Marvel continues to pump out this trash, then it will certainly fold in the foreseeable future. Anyone that read this screenplay and didn't immediately put a stop to it should be given the boot. It's sad that in 2023 hundreds of millions of dollars are being spent on the most meaningless films ever created. Not worth anyones time.

Next level quality. Every aspect of this show is superb. Kudos to the team behind it. The current benchmark.

300 million dollar budget? What did they spend all the money on, craft services? I know what they didn't spend it on... writing. This has to be the most formulaic spy story yet created. They sure didn't spend it on the CGI, it looks like a bad video game. Try again. Next time focus on the story first. Maybe it's supposed to be a comedy?

Summary. 1. Way, way, way, way, way too loooooooooooooooong. 2. A truly terrible story. 3. Teenage space dialogue? Yeah bro! 4. Annoying high frame rate. 5. 250 million dollars wasted. James, you probably should have spent 13 years learning how to write dialogue. Pass the torch...

Hideously bad. A wombat could write a better story. Is this what it's come to? Endless terrible super hero movies. I'm truly embarrassed I watched this. I get that it's designed for children, or the easily amused... but come on. Tens of millions of dollars were wasted on this pointless film. If you have a shred of intelligence, do yourself a favor and just skip this formulaic mess.

My God, who is green lighting these terrible films? Maybe it's an attempt to lose even more subscribers? Netflix is just delivering endless mediocrity. This one would have been an obvious fail if a single human had actually read the script. At this point the ship is on a collision course...

I feel we're at a point in time when we should make it impossible to write a review without some kind of actual qualification. The volume of humans giving this five stars is a clear demonstration of this. Five stars. Think about it... These people think this poorly written, poorly executed and utterly pointless prequel to a once incredible franchise is perfect.... perfect. 100% The exact same quality as The Shawshank Redemption, Forest Gump, The Godfather. Ponder on that.

Why is Roland Emmerich still allowed to make films? This has some of the worst writing yet created by mankind. A gigantic waste of time and recourses.

If you'd like to go back in time to the 1990s, then this film is your ticket. Who comes up with this drivel? Written by a potato? Bad on almost every measurable film making metric. Do yourself a favor and do almost anything else with your time.