Michael Kent – Google

Without even suffering through watching this trashiest of films, almost a pornographic snuff-romp which consistently degrades both children and puppies with apparent sadistic delight, I can inform you that Benjamin G. used dogs to make it. I could see the way the canine's tail swung back and forth, 'wagging', as it were, and the way it was growing out of his body somewhere slightly above his puckered butthole made me known it was a furry animal and not a frog. Specifically, I found out that this creature was a dog. Benjamin seems to think that endless shots including green grass is inexplicably hilarious, since he uses them constantly. In many scenes, you can also see the sky. One good Christmas present would have been an image involving a floating red candle flickering and casting shadows on imaginary planets also adorning the horizon, to make the constant presence of the sky seem less monotonous. I loved the way your donkey through me golf. It was a good part of the player's life when he hit the ball into the basket and made a goal. I'd give this movie a 5 out of 5 stars if I had even actually watched it, but I felt lethargic and couldn't bother and am therefore condemning it with an F.

This is the most five star show on Oxygen that I have seen every single episode of. One frustration I do have, which I almost knocked off a star for but couldn't, was there are sometimes commentators during the show who you can't figure out the actual relevance or even identity of. Today I am watching an episode with a really cool brown skinned man with a very fancy white man's haircut (respectability). He is very handsome and I'd love to know if any of you know his name. He speaks very dramatically and sometimes uses poor grammar. Almost seems like he might have some kind of mental disability? He has a dark, devil's beard-splotch. Please help me get over this guy because I find myself thinking about him a lot. Love, Mike

This is BY FAR the greatest show I've ever seen. What's amazing is John Goodman looks nothing like he used to, and since he's my favorite actor, it's cool because it's like I have two different versions of him in my brain now for when I close my eyes to try and imagine him. I love the way he is now old like me even though we were born at different times. Sometimes when I fantasize about being one of the characters in this show I like to pretend I'm Roseanne since she doesn't live there anymore though my friend said he saw her on some other Youtube video or something but I'm not sure because he lies A LOT. Anyway, I'd give this great great show 6 out of 5 stars if I could even though some of the characters are played by people.

I love the way this movie made Adam Sandler become in person. When I met him last time he told me he was finally proud of who he was because a newspaper comic strip made a reference to the TRUTH that it was a good performance (for him). Adam Sandler is a disgrace to all Jews. He brings shame upon all those who have suffered for our beliefs and almost makes it seem like they might have deserved it, which isn't even rational or fair at all. This was still a terrible book. I didn't like goofy stuff to be written for him.

So many people say that this movie is too scary because the ghost of the girl that got abused by Halle's fat husband sets on fire in the middle of the road after causing a car crash.... to me, this is an unfair critique, because when my mom recommended this movie to me seconds before passing away of natural causes, she even said that the movie was bad, as in, naughty / dirty with sexual innuendo and also that she originally found the movie in the Horror Movie section of the Dollar Tree. Anyways, this movie made almost no sense, but I, in my lenient and forgiving way, took it as artsy, because the director of the film is French. I still liked it even though one of the black characters just HAD to be a rapist, right? Regardless, I give this movie 5 out of 5 stars, and would especially recommend it to parents with young daughters so they can get pointers on how to avoid something like that happening to their own kids. Only be aware, this movie is a HARD r , and even includes a spooky scene in which the main character goes swimming in the dark to hide from two security guards.

I like the way all over the characters almost always wear shirts. It was a cool part of the movie when there was an ocean in the background because the water looked like it was chocolate water and the foam rushed at me, turning into a bubble, and popping/bursting right in front of me. BE FOREWARNED: this is the type of show where some of the actress's shirts have nipples. Also, the sky looks blue. I liked the part it pretended like my Roku device was informing me it was overheating by flashing a subtitle saying so in the corner of the screen. I only hated the part when there was actors in it. Peace and love, this old aging hippy signing out again. (4 stars because some of the actress's were to young to have butts )

I rave about this show to every new friend I make whilst 'spanging' in scenic and historic downtown San-Francisco. Typically I'll even offer to give my marks half of their coins back if they promise to share this program with their neighbors and co-workers, at which point often times I'll get condescendingly laughed at and told to keep the change but 'promised' that they'll go ahead and do that. Sometimes I lay awake on the street at night worrying that these promises are made disingenuously. Nonetheless, Ming is a charmingly Caucasian acting Asian who according to Wikipedia is not even a homosexual, at least not one of those flaunting, 'open' ones. I highly recommend you throw a pajama party / Simply Ming watching-fest, like, yesterday. Not to be cheesy, but SIX out of five stars, if you catch my drift, surfer dudes. Anyways, gotta catch this wave. Peace. - Michelle Doradenella (known to those outside the drag scene as 'Mike')