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Well first off, I spent half the movie wondering when human Jake Sulley was going to show up. Boy was I surprised by the end when he never did. Also, why would he have so many kids if he’s such a bad dad? A bit irresponsible for the little blue fella. And why didn’t anyone tell me his favorite band is The Weeknd? I probably wouldn’t have thought he was such a bad dad then. Dudes a great singer. I’d say this is a great family film if you like watching people swim for 3 hours. I came out of the movie not even remembering what day it was. I’m not mad.

This is it, Krabs baby. Today, I start living. I’m convinced. Beautiful blue blobs. I’m sobbing. Don’t look at me, mother.

pretty neat one