Bronwyn Doyle

Just returned from Bohemian Rhapsody. It couldn’t have been any more sugar-coated and adorable if they had The Paw Patrol on the scene to lick Freddie’s nuts. It lost me in the first 5 minutes, and that is me being hopeful. On a Five 🍌Banana Rating I give Bohemian Rhapsody a half a skin. Freddie would have been embarassed by the shmultz. And it was truly shmultz. That man lived a full life, regardless if it was considered reckless, it was a man’s life who was a phenomenal talent and they made his incredible existence into The Apple Dumpling Gang. Why would they take such a beautifully sexual man as Freddie Mercury and portray him in this Javex scrubbed sanitized Disney lampoonery. Bloody shame.