Madelyn Noelle

“You know what was fate? Me forgetting the tickets at home” A text my friend sent our group chat while we watched this “movie”. We convinced her to go back and get the tickets but by doing so we ended up sitting through this two hour movie filled with crusty flirting, unnecessarily close-ups of the leads’ faces, and 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 shots of the New York City skyline (you’d think it was its own character). Takeaway: If you forgot your tickets - don’t mess with destiny, just skip the movie and go to shake shack (same amount of calories anyway).