Danny H

This was well acted but by ‘eck it’s miserable and dreary. Probably one of the most gloomily dull films I’ve ever seen. It’s basically a film about two people getting a divorce. In fact, it’s exactly that. It’s a film about two people getting divorced. If you want to sit for 90 minutes and watch two people get divorced in a dull, middle-class fashion without any Jeremy Kyle scandals and certainly no car-chases then this is the film for you but you aren’t getting the time back.

Fine for a 12 year old to watch without overthinking this the 2*s, but pretty awful. I don’t understand how during the scene where Dargtanan meets the 3Ms they kill hundreds of police officers and then have a jolly good chuckle with no repercussions. Atom-deep in all respects.