Jake Jarvis

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand the sheer, unrivaled beauty of Crazy Frog Racer for the PlayStation 2. The day this game was unleashed onto the store shelves for the masses was by far one of the most important dates in the history of mass media, no, in the history of consumerism itself! The game is a superb masterpiece, crafted amazingly by the brilliant minds over at Neko Entertainment. The mechanics are creative and unique to the game and are implemented flawlessly. The graphics are absolutely super for the time, beating even the highest-quality, 120FPS, 8K video games of nowadays and the sound design is impeccable, letting us hear the beautiful, iconic sounds of the Crazy Frog over and over again to re-implant them into our minds after we forgot them over 15 years ago. Do NOT call yourself a video gamer if you haven't played this gem all the way through to 100% completion. 0/10