Dear god, I thought, with this star-studded cast, what could go wrong?
I'll tell you, at least what went wrong during the 15 minutes I forced myself to keep watching this awful collection of horribly unfunny jokes. Just that; a collection of horribly unfunny "jokes", bad deliveries, terrible script, and mediocre acting. I wanted to at least hang on until James Marsden's part, but I just couldn't. Instead I sat here, my face frozen in horror as the realization of how awful this thing is fully hit me.
Jerry Seinfeld might have been one of the great comic minds years ago, but now his cadence and delivery are just so worn out that it's brutal to watch.
I had high hopes going in, particularly since I hadn't read any reviews. That quickly changed as I reached out to the internet for validation: Can this truly be as bad as I think it is? Apparently it might not be, at least judging by Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes percentages, but I stand by my 1 star. I'd actually give it zero if I could.