Andrew Walton

The MLA handbook is as simply as I can say, beautifully amazing. When I wiped the dust off of the book cover after stealing it from my local Half Price Books, I discovered that the letters MLA were actually written in 420 karat gold forged in the mountains of south Wisconsin. After reading the first chapter, I immediately broke up with my girlfriend and broke off all social ties I had. I boarded a nuclear submarine headed to Antarctica, but I had to eliminate everyone onboard since they would not read it with me 24/7. I had no idea how to pilot the submarine, but thankfully chapter 5 had step by step instructions that helped me greatly. I accidentally launched tactical nuclear torpedos at south Wisconsin in the process though. When I reached Antarctica, I went into deep meditation for 40 years. When I awoke, with a 5 ft long beard and completely malnourished, I realized that I could now think in times new Roman. This book has helped me achieve new heights, such as being able to use the force, and being worthy to lift Thor’s hammer. This book is the complete works of Isaac Newton combined with your grandmas chocolate chip cookie recipe. Unfortunately, I don’t think that the live action movie will be good.