Natalie Marrujo

Seen it on Netflix years ago when I was in college and yet the overall rating: dnf. Not recommended for families with children under 15 years old.

I don't have time to get up out of my seat. Sat through the whole less than ninety minute bomb in silence (this was my one and only time watching by self via Tubi), though it looked like the fourth wall was already broken before; therefore, it cannot be fixed permanently. Also, the characters made you want to sing and dance WITHOUT MOST KARAOKE LYRICS INVOLVED (little children - the intended demographic - don't know the words to the songs at all without being given the correct words to each, so if the sung lyrics are typed and posted there those should've been a gateway drug towards partaking in karaoke itself in the real world for life). The verbal commands they gave you are only posted there like "windy window blah blah blah" or "goofy toothie pick up your pants". I just do not care for one second. The creepiest thing in the movie from my opinion are the faces being drawn on the golden balloons. So... Yeah... There you go. The Oogieloves in A Big Balloon Adventure is a flop! P.S. The graphics are terrible, it seemed they were just lazily placed together like colorful madness. P.P.S. The most annoying song in the entire movie is "oogie oogie oogie loves". Ugh! I hate it... WORSE than the Dora the Explorer original cartoon show theme song and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 2006 theme song. P.P.P.S. The redeeming thing is Jaime Pressly pretending to be a flamenco dancer.

This is just one more reason why I don't watch cable anymore. Also, I don't want my own kids to see this piece of crap in the entertainment industry since it will be for their own potential greater good. I really wanted to do them a huge favor and watch the original Powerpuff Girls cartoon TV show I used to view as a 2000s child (technically born in 1996 a millennial). That could be the same thing too for one sole friend who has not seen the original PPG cartoon TV show yet.

The truth just comes out from the verily true and honest eyewitness aka a viewer who was young at heart and yet was way too old for this (I was born in 1996 and saw the first three movies of Spy Kids as a child growing up in the 2000s): The TV advertisements RUINED the entire plot of the movie for me, and I was NOT interested for eleven flipping years since it first came out in the cinemas while we were on some family road trip camping vacation around the region of the country up until now. I just watched this on Halloween night 2022 and I cannot believe it was THAT worse than Sonic 06 and Sonichu combined when it comes to the time travel element. The shittake mushroom line just insulted my sister's workplace intelligence, and I thought wow... just wow... This is the most stupendously dumb series ender I have EVER seen in my lifetime. Look at the original two (Carmen and Juni): they're both ADULTS and the newbies (Cecil and Rebecca)... c'mon... Their father already married another woman and begat the spy baby (it's toddler) and oh yes they had a dog that sounds mediocre like James Bond. And that was just a terrible British accent... The villain that is the time keeper was ridiculous. I'm sorry. It was a waste of 90 minutes of my life watching this irritating and annoying flick from the commercials alone and now the movie itself. Less than at most one star. This deserves to go into the garbage. Bah!

Kiara the Brave should've been retitled as "Super Cloud" since Cloud was a more of the main character than her. And the plot was more like a ripoff of Hercules than Brave. And the setting was some mish mash of sci-fi stuff and fantasy altogether. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IT unless you had a previous background in having memories with both Brave and Hercules combined - let alone the science fiction element.

Oh... Wow! This movie is worse than or equal to The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea.

The opening credits wasted MOST of the first few minutes focusing on the first 1/2 of the original storyline from Hans Christian Andersen. And then after that, it goes downhill from there. This is not an original movie... Old lady telling younger generations (it was ripped right out of Titanic), the circus environment and the big elephant (taken from Dumbo 2019 except we are NOT talking about flying elephants we are talking about the mermaid powers in possession), the villain (looks like an evil magician "wizard" from Princess and the Frog), etc. I could go on about this movie, but there is so much inaccuracy I could point out to. It looks like the makers of the movie forgot their own canon again and didn't do the research thoroughly & long hard enough. However: what's WORSE... the brown haired brown eyed mermaid named Elizabeth is NOTHING like the blonde mermaid from the original fairy tale in 1830-something. And yeah the song she sang is forgettable. If you need to read an original story, it's free on the Internet since it is in the public domain. Do yourself a favor and please for the love of Scheherazade, DON'T watch this!

Wow... Soo much better than 16 Wishes (2010), even though the story was completely different. It was about a teenaged girl who turns 16 and yet no one really cared about her and absolutely forgot all about her day. Her own family focused more on the bride than the birthday girl to be honest in other words. I mean her school just threw in a dance party at the gym and all, but you see... It's not all sunshine, rainbows, lollipops, unicorns, and some magical fairy coercing you to make a wish via blowing out candles to somehow have all your dreams come true instantly. No... This is reality, but it wasn't limited to a Chinese boy named Long Don Duck, a group full of nerdy geek boys, athletes, etc. I have to consider this a new cult classic due to the fact it was disambiguated from some watered down DCOM version for over a decade since then. If you grew up viewing 16 Wishes as a child AND are over 18, go see the original 1984 movie called Sixteen Candles. This would help change your perspective somewhat to the facts of life itself.