Jack Rockey

Where to start... I sit here writing a review for a film like no other. What Velocipastor teaches us cannot be written in a simple google review and as such I feel it wouldn't be right for me a simple watcher to comment on such a cinematic masterpiece. Saying that, however, I feel it my duty to help to promote what will undoubtebly come to be known as the "film of a generation". For all those unsure on whether or not to purchase this movie I urge you to do so not only for your own entertainment but for your education. This film will come to define you as a person, it will heighten your highs and strengthen your lows, once you watch this film there is no escaping it, it will become all you can think about for the next week, with a plot that dense and complex how could you not? And it is with that statement that I will end this review. Gripping, relentless, magnificent, terrifying. Velocipastor is more than just a film.