James Eaton

Simply ghastly. Torpid, painfully, excruciatingly, torpid. Why any viewer should care about any character is a mystery hardly worth solving. Mel and Vince should remove the title "actor " from their respective resumes.

I suffered through what seemed an unending slug of cinematic phlegm. I'm astounded that this tripe received the ratings it has. Totally annoying screams,silly scissor fights,poor effects, and foolish stabs(no pun intended) of attempted humor made this junk a collection of derivatives, non-sequitors, and halls that led to nowhere. If any female was told by a date that he was taking her to this film,my advice,immediately order him to take you home.