Jack Hudson – Google

As a squirrel myself, this movie at some times confuses me and sometimes offends me. For starters, squirrels cannot talk. That's right kids, we can't talk so stop trying to yell at us to get out of the road because we can't talk back. Also, we do not eat nuts. At least, I do not. You see, I am what is called in the squirrel community as an "anti-vegan". While it is difficult to take down a human, it is doable. You guys are surprisingly stupid. Hell, the humans I kidnapped and locked in their closet had a computer and the password was "Password1". Thats how I'm typing this review right now. Also, while I am here, allow me to discuss politics. I prefer president Nixon over president Monroe, as Nixon is more of a liberal and loves democrats while Monroe hates trees. Thank you for your time and god bless Iran.

My addiction is eating insulation, like the one with the pink panther as the logo? You know, that one? The one with little shards of glass in it? Also, wearing winter coats in Florida, reading the communist manifesto while in the shower, stalking the voice actors of these various characters: Porky the Pig, Barry B. Benson, Shrek, Po from Kung Fu Panda, Ping from Kung Fu Panda, Monkey from Kung Fu Panda and... you know what? The whole cast of Kung Fu Panda. Yeah. Also, acrylic eyelashes, and shaving with a rusty pair of nail clippers, and forcing various hosts of the hit talk show Saturday Night Live to strangle me in my shower while reading the aforementioned communist manifesto. Oh, and also hiding things under traffic cones, beating up leprechauns, and committing mass genocide to different species of beetle. Thanks!