Chris M.

Does Keanu Reeves owe Eli Roth something that can only be paid back in horrible acting to excruciatingly bad film plots? Seriously. The only reason I watched this film at all was because fing Keanu was in it and I kept betting my husband that the plot was going to be greater and he kept accepting my bets because IT'S KEANU and it has to be...something. anything...it's nothing but a wish upon a play that awful directors want to be a film but somehow this turned into one and there's no excuse for it to be in existence. If I had paid for it I would want the money back