Francesca Schneider

SPOILER ALERT this movie just isn't star wars. star wars isn't tracking through lightspeed, slicing a ship in half through lightspeed, or dropping bombs in space where there's no gravitational pull. it isn't going long side-quests for no reason, freeing the slave animals but not the slave children, and finding a "master codebreaker" with no evidence that he is a "master codebreaker." it isn't long car chases in space, luke drinking milk from a 4 boobed creature, or reylo. it's not leia poppins, purple-haired ladies not sharing the plan, or poe forming a mutiny. it's not finn saving the day but is stopped because rose wanted a kiss. it's not luke teleporting himself across the galaxy, yoda making lightning somehow, or force-facetime with rey and kylo. it's not hux being stupid, snoke getting killed, or kylo ruining his mask. it's not finn in a leaking bag of water, captain phasma dying, or bb8 being a war hero. it's not luke going into hiding because he was about to kill his nephew. it's not "time for the jedi to end." it's not having about ten rebels alive at the end of the movie. it's not porgs being there just to be there, crystal foxes just being there, or random alien maids being there. it's not rey lifting boulders with very little training, poe and rey meeting at the very end of the movie, or admiral akbar dying. it's not luke dying of exhaustion, rey being a nobody, or luke's lightsaber getting split in half. that's pretty much all i got lol. but you get my point.