This absolute masterpiece of a movie completely changed my life. I was a depressed, beaten down, broke, ugly old degenerate before I saw killer bean and I’m no longer depressed. Killer (Jack) Bean taught me that it is possible to move forward with your life and find new goals to work towards even when everything you know turns upside down and the people you hold dear stab you in the back. The amazing action scenes and one-liners in this movie we’ve as the undisputed prerequisite of future works such as the John Wick franchise, and it is plain to see that our beloved Keanu Reeves drew a lot of inspiration from the protagonist, Killer Bean. Jeff Lew wrote, directed, and produced a piece of art that was wrongfully ignored by the masses and relegated to the dark corners of YouTube instead of getting the worldwide theatrical release it deserved, so I am hereby making it my life’s work to spread the message of Killer Bean from this day until my last.