Nazarena Peralta

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0/10, very disappointed. While researching the wonders of biology, in particular the mitochondrion, I came across this unfortunate film. I searched the inter webs looking for the structure of mitochondria, however I was shocked and dismayed when I discovered this putrid excuse for cinematography. Mistaking this film for an informative video on the structure and function of the mitochondria's matrix, I clicked on it and found myself baffled by the violence and gore of this film. As a highly esteemed and respected vegan member of this floating orb we call "Earth", I was horrified that such a graphic and eternally disturbed film could exist. The scene in which Keanu Reeves bends over backwards to dodge the bullets is an example of blatant satanism being portrayed in hollywood. The last time I saw someone bend over like that was at my grandma's wedding when I accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom. Keanu Reeves in not a part of the mitochondria, and he will never be! In conclusion, DO NOT WATCH THIS ANTI-CHRISTIAN, ANTI-VEGAN, PRO-ABORTION, NEO-NAZI, WHITE SUPREMACIST MOTION PICTURE!!!