Tori Stasyuk

The best way to describe this movie is if you took the absolute worst possible tragedies and failures to ever happen to mankind and tried to squeeze it into 93 minutes, and failed horribly. The actors are the same people who built the sets, and they did both things terribly. The writing.. well this movie would be better without any writing. The soundtrack and music is god awful. The sets are terrible, you can see where sets and where previous sets were in different shots and everything, and I mean EVERYTHING is made out of cardboard and bright white. There is no post-production to help the movie out, either. The plot is non-existent, the characters are dry, the director spent $5 million dollars and this looks like it cost more like $500 to make. Honestly, you would enjoy being in a tub of molten lava for 93 minutes far, FAR, more than watching this movie completely. That said, this movie is so terrible, you HAVE to see it, because after this, nothing will ever be this bad, it is a once in a lifetime experience and I recommend it completely, just because it is that bad.