Dalen T

Wildly entertaining if taken unseriously. It’s such a self-indulgent, slow train wreck. The star studded cast couldn’t help to hold up this script seemingly written by a 15 year old and direction that couldn’t decide if it was serious or not. Its shallow themes and ping pong plot left absolutely everything to be desired. It’s time to let young film makers in the ring, a ring where Grace Vanderwall isn’t singing about being a virgin on a half moon. There’s absurdism and there’s stupidity, this one is the latter. You have to go watch it, it’s absolute nonsense. It felt like it was 3 hours long, I don’t know how.

I loved it so so much. It was gripping and sad and so beautiful. Tying all of that together must have been difficult but it was fantastic