I had the unfortunate experience of watching a movie yesterday that undoubtedly ranks as one of the worst films of the decade. The movie was an absolute bore from start to finish, with hardly any dialogue to sustain interest. It was painfully dull and monotonous, leaving me wondering how Paramount Pictures ever greenlit this project.
The film's use of English was atrocious, and I've never encountered such a poor command of the language in a professional production before. It was shocking and disappointing to witness such a lack of quality in both the script and its execution.
Director Michael Sarnoski, I urge you to reconsider your career in filmmaking. This movie was a colossal waste of $67 million, and it's hard to fathom how anyone thought it was a good idea to proceed with it. Please, for the sake of moviegoers everywhere, do not make another film.
Overall, this movie was a painful and frustrating experience that I would not wish on anyone. Save your time and money, and avoid this disaster at all costs.