haven't bought this book before neither have i even heard of this book but hey screw it, all i wanted to do was write a review and my dream has come true kinda like that time i was in Vietnam i got into this fist fight with a Vietnam veteran which honestly now that i'm reading this story to my self i'm realising how much this doesn't make sense but hey i don't kinda like tat time i met your mother, yep we met in Vietnam your mother and me fighting side by side together but little did I know that your mother was actually a spy in disguise getting ready to set off a nuke and start a nuclear winter which she some how managed to do, so yeah we lived through a nuclear winter for at least 50 years but i still look like a child from all the radiation poisoning. lots of people call me lucky but i call it a curse, can you imagine every time you walk into a bar seeking the refuge of a cold beer you get asked where your parents are, when you tell them they are dead, instead of getting a beer they give you a hundred dollars and a lollipop do you know how deeming it is. so yeah that's how i met your mother.