cryzteria “PixelateDominate” z.

Not even bad funny just bad, has the same creative reach of a four year olds creative writing homework, not that its exclusively poorly written, but they didn’t want to make it either We could have had a tribute they could have pulled in so much more people and even paid less to hire creative animators instead of these large well known actors, this movie doesnt want to be a associated with minecraft it doesnt even want to be a movie i dont think the director even wrote more than a page worth of a script

A Minecraft Movie (with ASL)

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It is great to parallel, so long as its tasteful and effective in which case it is not, instead feeling more like a crutch or a fan service. The faces fail to convey expression and life, despite it’s hyper realistic aesthetic, it actually detracts from story telling, and creative stylisation has been sacrificed for graphically impressive details that children likely wont enjoy. (Additionally its hard to keep track of characters since they’re all lions) The characters themselves are quite inconsistent and arcs can feel rushed or strange, the reason for falling out is quite tropey- and silly. I wouldn’t imagine this providing a good moral story for your children, it just feels like an empty story. The dialogue is dry and sometimes extremely out of place, the comments of Pumba and Timon saying “Childhood trauma” and “screentime” is so detracting as they act for an outlet for writers to ridicule their own material at points- and it comes off like a laughing audience sound effect in a sitcom. Not to mention if you *are* a fan of the previous entries you’ll find its not particularly logical to change mufasa and scar’s backstory like this. I do enjoy lin-manuel’s songs they’re quite catchy but i think its exclusively because i find them funny here .

Mufasa: The Lion King

7 likes

I get what the book is trying to do, Its meaning and its values but it just seems so alienated from itself that it cant cover it properly, It has hit a mark way off course, and for that I am utterly stumped of what to feel but I'm certain that it isn't well constructed Listen what I'm trying to say this book is overwhelmingly indescribable It's like looking at twisting distorted art that is composed of disgusting conflicting colours, Its like being full but being force fed and spun whilst puking, It's like being left in a room with walls that are slowly closing in ready to crush you. It's like watching a grotesque scene of something that looks humanoid. In almost every aspect I despise this book, It is impossible to decipher and read without having to take a break, the characters are one-dimensional, it is bizarre which I found nice but it drags it out to exhaustion and back. This book made me cry tears of genuine despair. It made me genuinely cry because of how godawful it is written I am so stumped and confused I've been in this state for hours now. I'm sure the author has made better books this is just not my forte and I doubt it'll appeal to the large audiences external to his loyal fanbase or obscure minds. Another edit decent ending pseudo enjoyable 2024 edit, no idea what i meant. This is horrible; my friend probably tried to convince me otherwise and i half-assedly believed it even if it had a interesting ending it doesnt prop it up any higher than 1 star.

Feed

19 likes

Beautiful Animation and Art. Character designs 10/10 Animation 10/10 Spoilers : Uta had the potential to be a really interesting character but, they completely denied it with her ties to the story which was the bane of the movie. ultimately she was just a copy-paste plot device and a quirky ooh-wee, child-like making her dismissive which admittedly was also cute and her character design was amazing. I like the side characters really cool yes

Bubble

2 likes

Arcane