Captain Mzungu

Look, honestly it kept me glued to my screen for the two existing seasons and longing for the release of a third one hopefully. However, although one lesbian affair was needed in season 1 script, it was completely unnecessary in season 2. They just can’t help themselves in woke Hollywood.

Look, you’ll be riveted and glued to your screen. I just didn’t like that it gave Obama, Hillary and the CIA in general a good name.

A fraction of what the first instalment was. The music simply isn’t there this time around and the Moana/Maui chemistry lacks well…chemistry. Whereas the original Moana was equivalent to an adventurous holiday in Bora Bora for both adults and children alike and a feast for the eyes, Moana 2 is just an average recreation for very young kids. Even the young looked kinda bored in the cinema.

An absolute masterpiece. AQP Day One doesn’t have the family feeling of the preceding two instalments but the cat in this one makes up for it. And Lupita shines…

‘Trust Fall’ the latest Julian Assange documentary is unnecessarily long and disjointed. Narrated by Roger Waters, a proven antisemite, the documentary blames America for Assange’s woes where really they’re mostly caused by the Deep State and the American military industrial complex. The movie does not differentiate between the two. Predictably the film tries very hard to be anti-Trump but comes short. It does paint Assange as a plain journalist simply wanting to tell the truth and there it may have a point. This film will please your basic anti America leftist, the religiously green voter, the anti-Israel crowd and anyone looking for a cause to fill a void in beliefs, whether religious or political. Fighting for free speech is a noble endeavour. As such, Assange’s actions can be commended. Having a notorious antisemite narrate what can be summed up as a two hour advert against America, without mentioning the Deep State, is essentially leftist propaganda masquerading as a beautiful moral crusade.

Meh! Virginie Efira is luminous alright but the story is too-multi faceted and pretty much centers solely on women’s biological clocks and their need to procreate. It’s your typical French artsy film, with people dying and everything. Easily forgettable except like I was saying for the main protagonist Virginie Efira whose class shines throughout.

Season 2 has got nothing on season 1, And I miss Roscoe…

The French…I’m telling you! Why can’t they make satisfying ends to psychological dramas in film? That’s the most frustrating part because besides the end, ‘Anatomy of a Fall’ is a top notch legal thriller, one where you’ll be hopelessly absorbed into the story to the point of borderline claustrophobia, one where the acting will floor you. Heck, even the dog played well. This is a psychological and dramatic ‘whodunnit’ and after all that crescendo, all the build up, all the emotion and all the tickling of one’s curiosity, the director came up with the most disappointing and asinine ending. This is the equivalent of great sex, including subtle attraction, wining and dining, gentle holding of hands, then sensual foreplay followed by the most extraordinary and intense sexual encounter you’ve ever experienced only to…..NOT ORGASM! It’s the French exception I suppose. At least ‘Anatomy of a Fall’ won the Palme d’Or in Cannes last year whereas the woke Oscar academy will probably think it’s not woke enough coz the main actor and the dog are too white or something.

Sweet, but only just. Michael Constantine’s absence weighs heavily throughout the film. Being produced by Tom Hanks I braced for more globalist woke Hollywood talking points, and sure enough refugees and the Ukraine are not only mentioned but central to the plot. Best to wait until it comes out on some viewing platform or as inflight entertainment… or miss it altogether.

Not as bad as expected it to be. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a blatant error in casting however Harrisson Ford, although old and visibly tired, is able to hold his own.