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When I saw the teaser trailer to the movie, I was really excited to seeing it. But then the second trailer came out and show the characters talking but my dad told me that maybe they aren't gonna talk. So, I went to see it for my Birthday when it came out and.... yeah, I was pretty much right. This was one of the worst experiences I've ever had in a movie theater. The film's special effects are incredible and blend well with the backgrounds with stunning creature designs, but the characters would not shut up. It was because it was suppose to be a silent film with no narration and no characters talking. But executives from 20th Century Fox insisted that the characters should talk to connect with the characters. That was a mistake, and if there is anyone to blame for the film being incredibly messy, it's them. If you wanna watch a better dinosaur movie, watch "The Land Before Time" or "Disney's Dinosaur" or "Jurassic Park". Or hell, watch the original BBC TV series instead!

Some people who grew up from the late 90's and early 2000's really like this movie, and I don't know why, this is the worst Godzilla movie of all time. When Warner Bros. released the far more superior 2014 movie, they were aimed to bring back the true and real Godzilla to American audiences the way it was meant to be. When Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin made this tobacco of a popcorn flick, they admitted they hated the original Godzilla and they told Patrick Tatopolous to redesign him but not giving him atomic breath, making him look like an Allosaurus with bipedal spikes, and not making him durable. But instead by making him have the ability to reproduce asexually, making him lay eggs, giving him a crotch, and making him shriek like a cat. The CGI is awful, the pacing is awful, the acting is awful, the dialogue is awful, and the running gag in which everyone in the film mispronounces Nick's last name gets annoying really fast. The characters all look like the main characters from Friends. In fact, this looks like a very bad episode to Friends. And the army is really stupid in this movie, like when Godzilla was chasing the helicopters, they could have just levitated up higher. And Godzilla was a huge coward in this movie as he keeps running away from the army, since the army is making more damage to New York rather than the main monster. And they also killed him off way too easy, since the original Godzilla was durable, but in this movie, he was killed by missiles and I never felt any sympathy for him when he died. Also, the film rip's off Jurassic Park and Aliens. The Godzilla eggs look like the Xenomorph Queen's eggs and the baby Godzilla's are basically the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park and they even try to make them sound like the Jurassic Park raptors. And this is Maria Pitillo's only onscreen appearance and she never appeared in another film since. And it’s pretty understandable why, she’s awful! She's annoying! She cannot act at all! One can’t help but wonder how much better or worst Godzilla would have been had a better actress been hired for this iteration. But on the positive notes, it gave us the cartoon series that proceeded it which was much more better and Zilla was mentioned in Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack as a jab to this movie. And Zilla was added in Godzilla: Final Wars, just so the true and real Godzilla can kill him on screen. But as a film adaptation to the best movie monster of all time, it's inferior to the 2014 movie. And for those who prefer the 1998 film over the MonsterVerse because it focuses too much on the human characters and not the monsters, then you are a fanboy blinded by nostalgia. And I feel so very, very, sorry for you.