John Sullivan

This is a fantastic and light-hearted exploration into the lore of not just vampires but other things that go "bump in the night." Big emotions run alongside big laughs as we meet and grow with real people and real monsters from Staten Island.

Bryan Andrews is a talent that was in over his head. Marvel should have invested in a writer for this project. I made it 26 minutes before I gave up. No world building and awkward dialog severely distract from Iman's acting and Andrews's action sequences. Heck of a run for the MCU, but for me, this is a dud.

Boring. Anticlimactic storytelling and choppy editing make this show a spooky yet dull experience. Maybe the murders just aren't that interesting and this is the best the production team could do? I moved on halfway through episode 3.

An ok kids movie, but easily the worst of the franchise. JJ Abrams is not very good, but I guess easily impressed people need entertainment too. I'm not "butt hurt," but I do still have a headache from Seizure Planet.