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A funny fun film. It is diffently worth the watch
Caddyshack
Review·7mo
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Appalling junk. Uninspired directing and acting. It has a horrible message intentional or not that there is no use trying. You will fail and end up dead. Seriously a man running a failing restaurant is thrown down a well to die a slow unpleasant death. Griffin is a failed attempt at tragic sympathy character but has no redeemable qualities and dies at the end. Kevin murphy said it best coleman's themes are death hatred pain. Painful like this dull depressing film
Red Zone Cuba
Review·10mo
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A dated piece of sexist camp. The movie depicts the women as weak who need to be rescued and are the cause of problems. The soundtrack and stop motion dinosaurs are my favorite thing.
There is some quotable lines but it's hard to recommend to anyone above lovers of certain trash. The movie was directed by someone who can't manage the money and it shows
Planet of Dinosaurs
Review·3y
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Badly acted badly scripted stock footage movie with a hulk hogan look alike.
Not only that it rips off stuff from jaws and romeo and juliet. Avoid at all costs
Cruel Jaws
3 likes
Review·3y
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While the Bahamas setting is an interesting idea the movie could have been better with having a shark that actually lives in the Bahamas attacking people instead of relying on the shark from 1 and 2. Michael cain could have still been in it but the revenge plot? Universal ignored jaws 2. It has very few entertaining moments but it's still bad
Jaws: The Revenge
1 like
Review·4y
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A nice continuation but it left the johnny sonya and cassie taken prisoners unresolved
Mortal Kombat 11
Review·4y
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Flawed but I still love it. Also too much narration i can barely hear the songs
Rock-a-Doodle
Review·4y
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Great potential. I just hope it can avoid wcw and ecws mistakes
AEW Dynamite
Review·4y
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Despite a few duds and a few questionable decisions I still love this series. I wish the entire series was on dvd
Aladdin
1 like
Review·5y
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A poor attempt of a movie. bad acting. awful effects. and an insult to the legacy of godzilla. There are a few enjoyable scenes like the fishing boats and the first chase scene that I enjoyed butt it has no rewatch value. Only people blinded by nostalgia will defend this disrespectful trash of an overpayed director
Godzilla
6 likes
Review·5y
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