Matthew Hawkins

I've waited a decade and a half for a big budget halo tv show/film. This is what I got. Just no. Watch Halo: Landfall from 2007 and those 7 minutes will be better than any 7 minutes in this TV show.

I think this movie exists solely because the studio needed to fulfil some contracts. Terrible dialogue. Needless exposition. The narrator adds nothing. Cinematography is all over the place. Conflicting tones left and right. Not even a so bad it's good kind of movie. Its just bad and soulless.

I started treating this more as a comedy when she accused him of watching porn as being a bad thing.