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R'lyeh but it's a steel tower with funky wish granting furries. "Have you ever seen this really old movie 'Aliens'?" -Mat, probably. 10/10 would tel'aran'rhiod again.

Do you like lightning? Yes I like lightning. Here begins the four book torture sequence, where it's the audience who gets tortured. 10/10 would Callandor again.

I thought the Rand pipe scene was about him piping his girlfriends all at once, but it's just an e-cigar. 10/10 would write a chapter longer than the first Harry Potter book again.

Hinderstap? More like Morioh after Killer Queen Bites the Dust. Egwene and Verin pull a pro gamer move. 10/10 would get PTSD again

What do Luke Skywalker and Jaime Lannister have in common? Daddy issues. No, this isn't relateed to Rand at all, I promise. Also Faile. 10/10 would marry the Daughter of the Nine Moons again.

What even was the climax of this book? 8/10 literally nothing happens

Nothing like good ol' distillation, except that nobody believes that distilled water exists except for those who drink it. 10/10 would have hot foursome* again. *five, if you include the blonde archer

The amount of smoothed skirts and tugged braids in this book are not sufficient to stifle my yawns for seafolk bargaining. Min best* girl. 10/10 would wear ki'sain again. *Nynaeve best girl, Min close second

Schrodinger's cat, except that the cat is a dragon and he's very angry. 10/10 would howl for shadowkiller again.

Haha balefire go brrr *tugs braid while looking at you menacingly* 10/10 would skip circus chapters again.