JKB TheRiffLord

This has single handedly changed my life. I used to be a follower. A cog in the machine. And now. I am a leader. I was at rock bottom in my life. But then Cory came from the light and extended his hand to me. I took it. I saw the meaning of life, pure nirvana. I felt like I was put into Jesus’ Bugatti Chiron as he was drifting parking with the pure essence of Cory himself. When my child is born, graced from God himself. I will name him Cory. I have the DS case stowed away in my bank. It will be passed down for generations to my children. I didn’t find this game. It found me. Strolling in the isles of Walmart. This game was was the key. And it unlocked me. This game makes Dasani water taste bearable. WWCD. What would Cory do. I live my life by this code. Move over Cyberpunk2077. Cory is in the house.