Victoria “CANNIBALCS” Rich

The blurb is a blatant lie. The characters are flat and all have the same voice. The witch isn't creepy at all. There are many really cringey names of people and places -Robert Grim, Doodletown (a prison), Crystal Meth Church (Yes that's not made up. It's a real place in the novel) The dialogue is so poorly written it makes everyone feel like cardboard cut-outs written by an 80 year old rapist with a fetish for torturing nipples. I also listened to the audiobook for a portion of this book and the narrators voice is terribly whiny. Every character sounds like a pissy preteen.