I was in the darkness. I was at the pit of my depression and anxiety. I found that there was no way up; that God had abandoned her children after they pissed in her coffee on the very morning she was running late for work because she was up 'till 5am high on weed. But this movie- no- this MASTERPIECE showed me the light. Things are looking up for me. Paul Blart enlightened me more than i have ever been enlightened before. Thank you Paul Blart. You are loved by all.