Joy

I was bored so I watched every inch of this nauseating nonsense. Too many holes in the plot, with a trying-too-hard twist at the end to justify the agonising frustration you feel when Jules goes back to string you along painfully to yet another long drawn out scene with a couple more black and white flash backs which doesn’t really explain anything about the tormentor who thinks she’s an eagle. Jules plays out her demise because she “outsmarts” her psychopathic wife, being a crow an all. You know they’re the smartest of all birds right? So if she was so smart, why didn’t she run for her life when she had the chance? Being a hero to all the other victims? And how did the psycho predatory eagle get away with six other murders (indicated by her necklace trophies)? The movie was lame.

A bit too predictable for my liking.

Think Amber Heard and Jonny Depp...that’s all.

It was all a bit lame. The acting was b grade and the plot was too. It was like watching soft core porn but more boring.