Chaotic trash. Obnoxious waste of 2 hours.
There are few things in life that you can never get back. Time is one of these things. If I could get back the two hours and fifteen minutes run time of Uncut Gems, here's a list of things I would rather do than watch this train wreck:
Pour rubbing alcohol into a severely infected wound
Listen to fingernails scratch a chalkboard
Bathe a cat
Wax my nose hair
If you prefer a more analytical review of this atrocity, I encourage you to read some of the other one star reviews. Please, don't lose two hours and fifteen minutes of your life.