Fart Piss

not particularly proud of bro . . . . .

Big Dolphin Lungrin, who exists despite what anti-dolphers tell you, forced the film shoot to be underwater so they had to spend millions digitally removing the bubbles.

Lost in my garden without your fire Wandering in circles nothing to inspire Left at the brook I see some light Open my eyes to your quiet life My heavy tread in your tender land Is sowing seeds to understand The joys of life with love and care Walking beside you so we can share I see you I see you Shining through I see you I see you Shining through It sets me free When I see you Under the surface watching your love Lift me up my feet touch the earth We’re hopping stones at the river’s edge My sense of comfort peels away Our fingers touch in the morning dew I’m searching for a brighter hue Shaping the currents with our hands A brand new life to understand I see you I see you Shining through I see you I see you Shining through It sets me free When I see you I’ve become aware I’ve learned to care My eyes are open now and I want to share With you as my guide It’s easy to see How a simple life Can set you free I see you I see you I see you Shining through I see you I see you Shining through It sets me free When I see you

Hard R.O.T.O.R is set in Marriott City, USA And follows the adventures of Dr ColbyIronHorse as he invents the world’s first breakdancing Robot. Unfortunately trouble abounds when PAWG Russell Crowe breaks out and lets Hard R.O.T.OR. loose. This movie is a classic throwback to RoboterminatorCop and his invisible gun. The budget would have been higher but most of their funding was spent on developing Wynona Rotor (which they did flawlessly, oh my god she beautiful!), so the rest of the film had to be dubbed in post. Fortunately they were able to save money when ROTOR man was able to bring costume from home. Reception in Europe was very favourable due to the presence of female body builders. 5/5.

if you are expecting a threesome with damon wayans , arna de armas and dr dolittle’s wife , you will be saddened to realise that it is actually just a threesome with all three wayans brothers - damon , shawn and marlon. when i turned up i didn’t want to be rude so i just begrudgingly participated. the experience was not too dissimilar to the social discomfort you might experience in the caan-vaan where chomos congregate to meet at the express request of james caan. nobody knows what the meetings entail, nor does caan divulge. it is probably for the best that caan narrowly averted the train explosion by escaping down a drain so that he may continue to facilitate these regular chomo meetings in his van. i guess the moral of the story is that caan is the real eraser.

This is a fun 90s action thriller. Bruce is great in his role as John 'Jackal' Johnson. Although, Bruce, who are you trying to fool with that wig? Little known fun fact, this movie was originally marketed in the oceanic region under the name 'Heat Lite', which led to generally unfavourable reviews and a confused audience expecting a sequel to Heat. Its reception in China was much better because of the scene in which he shoots the senator. IRA, played by Richard, is also a fantastic character. This will greatly satiate gearheads world wide. The only the negative comment I have for this film is that I am unclear as to the reason for having Sydney Poiter in blackface for the entire movie, but hey I guess it was the 90s.