Weasel B

The moment I saw this movie, I knew that it was the movie of the century---no, the movie of the millennia. From the very beginning, I realized that Chop, Kick panda was a perfect metaphor for all of humankind's struggles, emotions, beliefs, and purpose in this cruel, beautiful world. At the climax, it perfectly conveyed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything to the audience. Finally, at the end, Chop, Kick Panda portrayed the fragility of life and reduced me to a bawling, weeping heap on the theater floor. Every sentient creature in the universe must experience this movie. Do not listen to anyone who says this movie is bad---they are obviously uncultured swine with no appreciation for the time, effort, and talent put into this cinematic masterpiece.