After thinking about it I've gained so much knowledge reading this book...who am I kidding? I couldn't find the English translation of this book so I had to read this book in German. So now that I'm fluent in speaking German, I can say things like "Ich ziehe gern meine Eier auf den Asphalt" and "Scooby-Doo könnte mich dazu bringen, etwas zu tun, was ich bereuen könnte, ah ha ha"
-Google translate it you acne-ridden thirteen-year-olds that probably watch CallMeCarson and the Misfits