I wasn’t the kid who played metroid to see shamus in bikini at the end, i was the kid who played duke nukem manhattan project and saved babes.
I wasn’t the kid who played ocarina of time and mario 64 in my console and basked in its greatness, I was the kid who played it on my 128mb ram pc which was given to me after my dad bought a better one for his office and was awed by its 3d graphics.
I wasn’t the kid who saw die hard and said badass for the first time but I was the kid that saw duke churn out cheesy lines on kiling pigs and said badass.
It doesn’t matter if nobody likes this game, it’s gonna be my childhood experience.
