Jim V

Wow, Disney must’ve spent most of the budget creating bot accounts to give this show 5 stars. This is legitimately one of the worst shows I’ve ever seen in nearly every aspect. It’s fun to watch if you want to laugh hysterically at how bad it is though

Granted I've only watched 3 episodes so far, so maybe the fourth episode does something mindblowing. But I feel I have to write this review now anyway. The stories aren't terrible, although they are very predictable. The animation is pretty good. the voice acting... not so much. But none of those aspects of the show matter as much as the simple fact that the protagonists simply are not likeable. Why should we be rooting for these guys? They're stealing from other cultures, killing people they lied to to befriend them, all in the name of "this was stolen from us 1000 years ago" and "in the wrong hands this could be very dangerous." The first episode it was easier to root for the protagonist, but not the second and third. The people who had the artifacts didn't have them to use them for nefarious means, they simply just had them as they were a part of their culture for hundreds of years. I keep rooting for who should be the antagonists, because I don't see any good reason to root for the protagonists despite the show obviously wanting us to root for them. It's like they saw everyone's critiques about the very existence of wakanda, and wanted to prove them all right. Just doesn't make any sense.

The first season was alright because of the premise, but I had to skip through every scene of the teen daughter- shes so annoying and her acting is unbearable. Im convinced that the only reason this show has so many good reviews is because this must be one of the first tv shows these people have watched. The acting of so many of the characters takes me out of the immersion constantly. The sheriff, Victor, the priest and Jim are the only good characters. Everyone else is just lame or annoying or soulless. I'll give props to the rich smart dude's actor for his dedication to the role, but the way he's written is way too over the top and he figures things out that are supposed to be super smart when in reality they should've been figured out by people way before he was introduced. I hate how characters constantly dismiss each other when they're explaining something super important to the plot in favor of talking about each others feelings or something stupid. This show is just plain infuriating, the premise is good but its soo poorly executed I don't think I can finish season 2. Also most of the background characters are nothing more than that- background characters. You'd think everyone would have a part to play in the story since they're all trapped in this town together but nope, most of the background never do anything but act as sheep and the few lines and actions they express show them as nothing more than idiots who may as well have been born the previous day. Its like the entire town consists of just the main characters we focus on, and whenever something major happens and a bunch of people die it doesn't really matter because it was just background characters who didn't matter at all.

Legitimately some of the worst acting I've ever seen, and the voicelines are so cringey and just straight up dumb. These witches are supposed to be super good at keeping secrets so that they're never revealed to be witches but literally every time they "whisper" they're basically just talking so ppl ten feet away can hear. Also is the guy a witch? Because it sure seems like he is. So then why are all the other witches women, and when they summon the green witch they keep saying "she" as if it has to be a woman? It's like marvel wants the mcu to die as fast as possible with projects like these. Also it's shameful that this is the type of project that Mephisto is finally mentioned in when his appearance used to be so hyped up, and now nobody cares. Also I have to skip through the songs they're so cringey. This entire show just seems like it was made for the costume department with how many outfit and hairstyle changes there are. Also killing off the only decent actor so early was a real shame.

Ignoring all the obvious plot flaws and ugly designs of the elites and many other issues, I'm giving this show a one star review because I am so, SO sick and tired of films and shows always taking a badass and then giving them an annoying younger companion who they have to protect. Like come on, Kwan Ha wasn't even in the games there was no reason to have her here other than to hop onto this exact trend. Such a shame that studios are too scared to have a badass as the singular lead of a film/show anymore, this show could've been really good but ugh I'm so sick of this trend. Mandalorian, Last of Us, god of war, witcher, logan, kenobi, and countless more. Make it stop.

I haven’t watched it yet but I’ve seen and heard enough to give an accurate review. I don’t care if it’s pg 13, pg13 movies can be scary if the production actually wants to make them scary. They didn’t even try with this movie. It was just goofy. Everything about it was utterly goofy and I would be sitting here for half an hour listing all the reasons why based on just the trailers and the memes I’ve seen. “What did fnaf fans expect the animatronics controlled by dead kids to act like? They’re literally kids” that means absolutely nothing. It’s one of the most well known horror game franchises in the world and they made it into a joke. I’ve known kids who can be absolute monsters and if you’re trapped in a robot for decades on end you’re going to be pissed off and murderous. Having the little girl in the movie is probably largely what ruined it because apparently she’s the one who somehow turned the animatronics friendly, but even before her they were not scary at all. It’s like the people who made the movie didn’t care for the franchise one bit and just wanted to make money, and so that’s what they did. I didn’t have high hopes for this movie after the trailers with the goofy red eyes but man they didn’t even try with the plot or horror or suspense aspects. It’s sad that so many people are deluding themselves into thinking this was good.

Good story and concept but the acting is high school level, none of the characters are believable and their actions are often contradicting and spontaneous. And Grace being the constant voice of reason for things that are super obvious and unnecessary for her to point out is extremely lame and way too repetitive.

This show is highly overrated and the acting is way overdone and unrealistic, and a lot of Reacher's "smart talk" is complete bull, using circumstantial evidence to come to grand conclusions and somehow always being right.

Ew. Oh the review has to be thirty characters? I just wanted to say ew. Because ew