Harry Ward

This film didn't need to be made. I could have quite comfortably finished at the last film, with my own imagination of how the dinosaurs took over modern society. Instead, we're led to water by the promise of the famous trio from the original films, only for the water to taste like sh**. This film felt more like a bad James Bond movie mixed with Taken, with dinosaurs chucked in for good measure against a villian that is really nothing more than a glorified Dinosaur visionary that screamed Steve Jobs in my eyes, obsessed with locusts. This has nothing to do with Jurassic park, or the Jurassic World. A slow, bitter and thoroughly disappointing exit for the franchise.

I can understand why people love this film, but equally I can't. Personally I found the second half of the story far fetched and felt some of the scenes weren't necessary - I get the premise behind the second half, but felt it could have ended part way through. That said, the truth behind the ending is incredibly important, and so I can understand what the second half of the film was trying to represent, but after I felt like the movie could have ended, it just continued.

Time I’ll never get back. Potential spoiler: You watch the whole film expecting it to amount to something. And it amounts to nothing. The premise could have been a really entertaining slasher. But instead the entire plot was wasted with absolutely no vindication. What better way to spend a hurricane than with a bunch of overreacting, self centred, quite literally ‘stupid’ kids with no depth to any of their characters whatsoever. As you can tell, I’m thoroughly disappointed and genuinely feel cheated from the time I spent watching this film 😂 Thinking of watching it? It’s honestly not worth it. You won’t be satisfied. You’re probably reading this right now thinking “how bad could it possibly be” - I’ll be here, saying I told you so.

So brilliantly done. But I can’t help but find a small frustration about the physics of the barbers and pie shop - the trap door shouldn’t work… The barbers sits right in top of the pie shop, and the pie shop has an open plan floor. So in practice, when the trap door opens the ‘deceased’ should be falling into the pie shop…

The potential to be watchable, but the corny story line was just awful - even the fight scenes were poor - every time someone got pushed into a wall you saw the prop wobble, even punches stopped too early before the other character ‘blocked’ them. The story line itself when reading seemed like a decent slasher to watch on a Saturday night - but it was executed really poorly. I’d recommend to anyone who fancies wasting their time

Very “Heroes” type film - loved it. Took some perseverance to get into it - mainly lots of mystery at the start, but doesn’t take long before you get hooked trying to unravel what’s going on, and gradually builds up getting more intense throughout the entire film right up until the end. I hope they make a second one (although not sure what It’d be about) because I wanted it to continue when it ended, but maybe that was the right time for it to stop before it went into overkill. Really great film, as a lot of the reviews say - it takes all common super powers we see in so many films but repurposes them into something original. SPOILER: The only thing I’d have loved more would have been for the girl, dad and gramps to use their powers more collectively, but only did this in the last 20 minutes or so - but maybe that’s what made it feel so great was that it finished with you wanting more.

I really liked this film. Massive 90s nostalgia mixed with drugs and romance - really felt like the ‘Sandlot’ movie but instead of baseball and a lifeguard it was girls and marijuana... for such an unexpectedly good film though, I couldn’t help but feel empty about the ending, as if it was missing something crucial to give it that final flavour. If you’re after something to sit back with memories about long childhood summers and a kickass sound track, I’d highly recommend.

Honestly 😂 absolutely no words - funny in a ‘how did they get funding for this movie’ kind of way 😅 editing was terrible, no story line but if you like gore and a predictable story line then this is the one for you 🙉 The only thing that made it watchable was that it was funny - laughing at it more than with it though...