Daniel Laubhan

Oh my goodness imagine a movie better than Space Chimps, better than Cool Cat, and better than Space Chimps 2. How can such a thing happen. This movie is the greatest gift to mankind in the history of existence and simply astonishes me every time I watch it. I have four kids named Shrek 1, Fiona, Shrek 2, and Shrek 3 but I disowned Fiona 2 because she criticized our great lord and savior Shrek. She deserved that!! All my kids say I’m abusive for locking them in the house and forcing them to watch Shrek over and over again without any proper food but I swear I’m not! I’m just making sure they develop properly into the characters they were destined to be! I feel like Fiona 2, who’s probably about 15 now, is gonna she me but I don’t care. Fiona 2 will never stop me! If you agree with me then post on your Instagram the hashtag #IStandWithShrekandAgainstFiona2! UPDATE: One of my kids just threatened try to escape for making them watch Shrek! He even said that I’m trying to indoctrinate him into a “cult”??? I have a fan group called The Ogre’s Society so maybe that’s what he’s talking about because all my kids were accepted into the Society. We’re not a cult though!! All we do is summon Shrek, channel his great powers through us, so that one day we can all merge into one GREAT SHREK. LONG LIVE SHREK!!!