nicholas wood

Don't waste your time, this is another pretentious movie where there's no meaning and no substance. If you love horror movies, but hate being scared, give it a try. If you love far off, grainy shots of childrens' feet, go for it. If watching a movie where the sound was recorded in an empty bathtub while the sink was running is your thing, cool. Reading five star reviews on stuff like this always has the inevitable "you have to be special to understand how great this is" take. Youre not special if you like this movie. You're lying.

Ive had scarier farts and I'd rather have an hour and a half of that than whatever I just watched.

There's some line or another in this about how, if a character knew how life would turn out, he would've put a gun in his mouth. Most relatable part of this movie. This is not some 'slow burn' experience, as touted by other reviews. This movie is reliably as follows: establishing shots, followed by character close ups, followed by incomprehensible snippets of garbage. Rinse and repeat. Or don't, as my advice.