"Bear in the Big Blue House," the notoriously stupid (and, frankly, downright scary) kids' TV show about a big bear who talks about life lessons, has been the brunt of so many jokes since it started airing. There are too many things wrong with this show for me to discuss here, so I'll just say my favorite ones:
(1) I know that imagining are important, but here, Bear needs to tell them to use their imaginations. It's as if they can't imagine so much as a rock without saying, with Bear's instruction, closing your eyes.
(2) The show's methods of teaching lessons to the 2-to-5-year-old crowd are really dull. The dialogue is so banal that I want to scream my head off. And the lines are not unintentionally hilarious enough to inspire a chuckle in a cynic like me. Except for one notable exception, the "When You've Gotta Go" episode, which contained lines all said in amazed tone of voice.
So what kids will actually learn from the show at the end is either that you need to have a sandwich by yourself, or how to wake up your friends by dancing. This show is no more educational than watching leaves fall off a tree. However, I grew up going to a place where kids can learn valuable information, School.
However, if your kids are too young to go to school, they can't watch this show, so keep them far away from the show as possible. But if I do recommend one show, then I would recommend you show your kids The Wiggles, Baby Einstein, Yo Gabba Gabba, and ZOOM instead. They are much better than that Brown Perpetual Smiler Moron in the Small Boring School.