Pine Tree enthusiest

This book changed my life. I used to have bowel problems as my poop would always come out as rock solid. I would stay for hours in the bathroom, pushing with all my might to poop. However, when I was in the middle of a particularly large dump and I opened the pages of this book, my mind opened up. The philosophy of this book revealed to me the mysteries of the universe and I learned the true secret to having a quick, clean poop. Ever since then, I have had the cleanest poops, all thanks to this book. 10/10 This book will change your life.