Mark Concord

They named the movie perfectly... Is it good? Nope! Did it make sense? Nope! Great special effects? Nope! Can I get the time robbed from my life back? Nope! If you go see this film please leave sharp objects and blankets at home because I promise, you will contemplate ending your suffering halfway through.

Honestly I think rather than watching this movie again I would rather stick a pencil in my eyeball. This movie is so bad you could use it as a gag gift this Christmas. How they got Sam Elliott in this I will never know. Maybe the director and writer have incriminating photos of Elliott. It was good up to the point the bigfoot plot was introduced then it got down right dumb. I have just been robbed of two hours of my life that I will never get back. Trust me when I say... go take that dump it will be much more enjoyable.