Zero Movie (The only unpaid and honest review)
Chpa1) Meerut ka bouna ladka, opening scene throw 500 notes from balcony.
Chpa2) That guy(10thfail) goes on an arranged date with girl working in Nasa(anushka). Insults her in press conference, screws up her business meeting, spoils and breaks 5star hotel lobby, dances pathetically in her business parties, literally does everything that could possibly embarass the girl= Girl loves the guy
Chpa3) He leaves her at their marriage
Chpa4) he performs in worlds most stupdiest dance competition, where apparentlly there are more judges than participants. So ultimately he competes only among himself, does a final dance with judge salman, remo and ganesh acharya with gamcha and most third grade dance and obviously wins the competition.
Chpa5) katrina, who kissed him when she was in meerut, starts living in with this guy after he wins the dance competition. (Pls dont ask how, where or anything)
Chpa6) srk feels embarass as he could not display his talent of making the stars fall at the count of zero
Chpa7) srk leaves katrina and goes back to anushka with his frnd (this time in usa at nasa)
Chpa8) srk regrets (for1 song duration) that he is a father and left anushka at marriage. Believe it or not, participates in prog to travel to mars, clears all mandate tests and excel it and gets selected (dont know which visa he was on). In between Anushka behaves as if nasa belongs to her father.
Chpa9) he travels to mars, stays there for 15 years and lands back, this time in China.
Best part of Movie Zero) The End
Feeling extremely annoyed, frustrated, helpless.
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