Alexandra Harmer

This may be the worst film I've ever watched. For reference, it's worse than the worst Transformers movie. The writing is juvenile at best, the plot is a mad jumble of idiotic ideas, and most of it doesn't make any sense at all. It's basically just a string of explosions, blood, and scantily clad women. At first I thought that it was a bad action movie satire, but then I realized that it failed at even that (if that's what they were going for) it was just a truly horrifically bad action movie. The fact that this was even made makes me sad. You're probably wondering, why on earth did you watch it if it was so bad? It's sort of like a car wreck or a couple fighting - you know you shouldn't watch but somehow you can't tear your eyes away until its over.